Two rednecks are out hunting in the woods. Suddenly, one of them clutches his heart and drops to the ground. His friend is terrified, whips out his cellphone, and calls 911 (even the foreigners should know what that is).
911 Operator: Hello, 911 Emergency
Redneck: I need help! My friend just had a heart attack, and I think he’s dead! What do I do?
911 Operator: OK, sir, calm down. The first thing to do is to make sure he’s really dead.
Redneck: Alright, hang on there just one second.
(in the background, a gunshot is heard)
Redneck: OK, what do I do next?