Here’s a shidduch one.
My friend called me up with a problem. He said that every time he is going out with a girl that he likes, and he brings her to meet his parents, his mother always finds something wrong with her. No matter what type of girl, she always says she doesn’t like her. Now my friend is desperate that he will never be able to find the right one.
I told him that from now on, he should start going out with girls that are just like his mother. That way, she won’t find any faults.
A little while later, he calls me back, very excited. “I did what you said, and I went out with this girl who is just like my mother. She walks like my mother, she talks like my mother, she even dresses like my mother!”
I replied, “So, nu, when’s the Mazel Tov?”
He said, “Not so fast… I took her to meet my parents, and my father doesn’t like her!”
I think that he purposely flubbed Larson’s name because Larson wrote cartoons and not jokes. That was adapted from his work. YW Moderator ##