>> UNANSWERED QUESTIONS
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>> Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety-one?
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>> Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren’t they just
>> stale
>> bread to begin with?
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>> If people from Poland are called Poles, then why aren’t
>> people from
>> Holland called Holes?
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>> If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
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>> Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a
>> person
>> who drives a racecar is not called a racist?
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>> If it’s true that we are here to help others, then what
>> exactly are
>> the others here for?
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>> If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, then
>> doesn’t it
>> follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys
>> deranged,
>> models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?
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>> If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP? ?
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>> Do Lipton Tea employees take ‘coffee breaks?’
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>> What hair color do they put on the driver’s licenses of bald
>> men?
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>> I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny
>> little
>> spoons and forks, so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use. Toothpicks?
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>> Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office?
>> What
>> are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don’t they just put their
>> pictures on
>> the postage stamps so the mailmen can look for them while they deliver
>> the mail?
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>> Is it true that you never really learn to swear until you
>> learn to
>> drive?
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>> If a cow laughed, would milk come out of her nose?
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>> Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?
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>> As income tax time approaches, did you ever notice: When you
>> put
>> the two words ‘The’ and ‘IRS’ together, it spells
>> ‘THEIRS’?