Reply To: A Humorous Item Home › Forums › Humor & Entertainment › A Humorous Item › Reply To: A Humorous Item June 12, 2009 3:33 am at 3:33 am #1173196 kapustaParticipant I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three. ~Elayne Boosler *kapusta*