> > JEWISH POKER CLUB
> >
> > Six retired Jewish Floridian fellows were playing poker in
> > the condo
> > clubhouse when Meyer loses $500 on a single hand, clutches
> > his chest, and
> > drops dead at the table.
> >
> > Showing respect for their fallen comrade, the other five
> > continue playing,
> > but standing up.
> >
> > At the end of the game, Finklestein looks around and asks,
> > “So, who’s gonna
> > tell his vife?”
> >
> > They cut the cards. Goldberg picks the low card and has to
> > carry the news.
> >
> > They tell him to be discreet, be gentle, don’t make a
> > bad situation any
> > worse.
> >
> > “Discreet? I’m the most discreet person
> > you’ll ever meet. Discretion is my
> > middle name. Leave it to me.”
> >
> > Goldberg goes over to the Meyer’s condo and knocks on
> > the door. The wife
> > answers through the door and asks what he wants?
> >
> > Goldberg declares: “Your husband just lost $500 in a
> > poker game and is
> > afraid to come home.”
> >
> > “Tell him to drop dead!” yells the wife.
> >
> > “I’ll go tell him.” says Goldberg