A woman asked her husband to unload the washing machine to the drier and set it , so that when she gets home she can fold the laundy. She got home, he had already left, and saw he left her a note.
Dear Honey,
I hope you appreaciate all I do,
I am a pro at helping you!
She walked over to the drier which was still spinning. She opened it up to feel how wet the clothes still were only to discover that he turned on the drier, but forgot the load the clothes in from washing machine.
So she wrote him back a note:
You’re the guy I’d never hire,
Thanks for turning on an empty drier!!
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You gotta have humor in your marriage!!