A 30-year-old BLONDE decides to try horseback riding for the first time.
With no lessons, nor prior experience, she mounts the horse unassisted,
and the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a
steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slide from
the saddle.
In terror, she grabs for the horse’s mane, but cannot seem to get a
firm grip.
She tries to throw her arms around the horse’s neck, but she slides
down the horse’s side anyway. The horse gallops along,
seemingly oblivious to its slipping rider.
Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away
from the horse and throw herself to safety.
Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup; she is now
at the mercy of the horse’s pounding hooves as her head is struck
against the ground over and over.
As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away
from unconsciousness when to her great fortune…..
Frank, the Wal-Mart greeter, sees her dilemma and unplugs the horse.