Thank you for your grand welcome areivim.
HSS – Three elephants were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, “give me the soap.” The other one said to him “no soap radio”. Hahahaha (I don’t have to translate that part, right?)
Allegedly, (as in my father told me the story but at this point i probably have at least half if not more of the details wrong) a rebbe’s talmidim were making fun of him, saying he doesn’t know Aramaic. So he opened a gemara to a random page and started shuckling and chanting “Trei pili…”.