lol! Jose, very good!
There was a doctor that had to get up to speak in front of an audience. Apparently, he had handwritten the speech. So he gets up to the podium, clears his throat, looks at his paper, looks again, clears his throat again. He hemmmms. He hawwws. Looks again. Picks up the paper to the light. Looks again. Starts turning red. Then, looks to the audience and asks, “Is there a pharmacist here?”