I just got this in an email from my friend. it’s SCARY how true it all is!
How many Nshei Chayil does it take to change a light bulb?
It depends on what seminary she went to. Everything depends on what seminary she went to.
How many BYA girls does it take to change a light bulb?
One to screw in the bulb, and the rest to take pictures.
How many Hadar girls does it take to change a light bulb?
One to screw in the bulb, the rest to say Tehillim.
How many Bnos Chava girls does it take to change a light bulb?
One to call the electrician – no one wants to get her hands dirty.
How many BJJ girls does it take to change a light bulb?
None – they have Emunah that it will fix itself.
How many Yavneh girls does it take to change a light bulb?
None – they don’t realize that the light went out; the light of Torah keeps them going.
How many BY Intensive girls does it take to change a light bulb?
None – -they’re too busy changing diapers instead.
How many Briskers does it take to change a light bulb?
That was a trick question. Briskers don’t have electricity.
How many Lakewooders does it take to change a light bulb?
None – they try to change the world instead.
How many Chofetz Chaim boys does it take to change a light bulb?
One to screw it in, and the rest to run to the Rosh Yeshivah to make sure its okay.
How many BYDM teachers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. The light bulb has to realize that only he can change himself, one step at a time.
How many BYDM girls does it take to change a light bulb?
None. When the light bulb breaks, they just sit down and have a kumzits.
How many Seminar girls does it take to change a light bulb?
One to fix it, and the rest to make up songs and call their friends up and tell them about their latest sem scare.