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A Chassidishe traveling salesman was purposely rear-ended by an anti-Semite while driving down South. Of course, the shygetz immediately claimed the Chossid stopped short, which was patently absurd.
The Chossid then responded: “Listen, for what are we fighting. Let’s to make peace and let the cops to sort dis out. Here, I give you the best stuff I buy every time I am coming here to bring back to Vilyemsburg far kiddush, Reb Yankev Donieelz, and we make a lechaim, you know what is dat?” He then opened his door and pulled a liter of Jack Daniels from his overnight bag.
The cracker, not understanding what the Chossid meant until he saw the familiar square bottle, greedily took the bottle from the Chossid’s hand and drank the whole thing.
The Chossid flagged down a police car, and the cracker was immediately arrested for DWI.