BTW it was the Japanese who bombed Pearl Harbor (though it does feel stupid to be making a 2 year old correction).
A man is late for an important business meeting, and he’s right outside the office building, circling the block, on the lookout for a parking spot. There are none to be found, even on the next blocks over. Driven by desperation, he screams out, “God in Heaven! If You help me find a spot I’ll learn for three hours extra a day! I’ll take every single chumra ever dreamed of upon myself! I’ll—“
As he is enumerating his promises, a car pulls out of a spot, right in front of the door to the man’s building.
The man sees the spot, parks, then looks up again and shouts, “Forget it, God— I found one!”
(There’s a really cute YouTube video about that— it’s in Hebrew, but it’s pretty funny.)