BS”D
I hereby ask mechila from the Teheran Five and a Half, Moishe and Yisroel Hirsch, Moishe Ber Beck, Yoilish Krauss, Solomon D-ek and various and sundry personages of similar ilk whom I have mercilessly parodied here and elsewhere.
I would be happy to meet each one of them after late Maariv behind the alleyway of any mikveh of his choice in order to ask mechila in person. Alternately, I would be happy to meet any of these fine and exalted gentlemen at kappoores, so long as they do not mind my using them for a bit of rotator cuff exercise….