DaasYochid – I’m not joking when I say that your statement may halachicly be considered a Neder requiring you to move to Canada regardless of consequences as a result (like losing your job). By not moving (if your condition is met) you may be transgressing a Isur D’oraita! I strongly recommend seeking a posek (not just any old Rav) to determine if you are required to do Hatarat Nedarim. NO JOKE!
Just to add: In the future stop mimicking what Goyim do or say. Their ways are not necessarily in line with Torah and can cause you unnecessary agmas nefesh.
You could have simply said you feel like moving to Canada if such and such happens.