(I know this is not how it works, but…)
Popa and DaasYochid were enjoying pizza in Boro Park’s Infernal Cafe (666 13th Avenue), posting on the Coffee Room all the while on their retardedly overpriced smartphones.
“I smoked and drank coffee as a child and it never retarded my growth,” wrote Popa, on a thread about child development. A mod saw, and laughed. “It does seem to have left you retarded,” someone shot back.
The mod deleted it three minutes later.
Daas’s pizza was spiced appropriately to the establishment’s name.
Blazes! I’m infernally thirsty!, he thought, and grabbed the arm of a passing waiter. “Water!”, he gasped. “People generally prefer when others get their attention verbally, you know,” scolded the waiter, but he returned with the water momentarily, seeming to understand Daas’s predicament.