Popa's Retardedly Retarded Mad Libs Thread

[popa_bar_abba]

Here’s how it works. I post a list of words for you to fill in, then I put it in the mad lib story and post it.

You may all feel free to also make up mad libs.

Popa’s mad lib #1:

Adjective:

Verb ending in ed:

adverb

verb ending in ed

noun

verb ending in ed

adjective

noun

verb ending in ing

verb ending in ing

adverb

adjective

adjective

adjective

adjective

adjective

noun

verb ending in ed

noun

adjective

place

compass heading (north, east, etc)

city

adverb

verb ending in ed

verb ending in ed

verb ending in ed

verb ending in ed

noun

[☕ DaasYochid ☕]

Can you please number them to make it easier?

[popa_bar_abba]

No, just cut and paste it

[☕ DaasYochid ☕]

Adjective: slow

Verb ending in ed: lied

adverb: quickly

verb ending in ed: slipped

noun: pizza

verb ending in ed: popped

adjective: large

noun: lawyer

verb ending in ing: beginning

verb ending in ing: ending

adverb: awkwardly

adjective: tall

adjective: weird

adjective: silly

adjective: bright

adjective: blue

noun: troll

verb ending in ed: clapped

noun: paper

adjective: slippery

place: pizza shop

compass heading (north, east, etc): Northwest

city: Anchorage

adverb: deftly

verb ending in ed: climbed

verb ending in ed: crooned

verb ending in ed: ballooned

verb ending in ed: sandwiched

noun: salamander

[☕ DaasYochid ☕]

I can’t cut from your post, so I just copied. I hope you don’t mind.

[☕ DaasYochid ☕]

I guess you didn’t like that one. I’ll try one more time, this time, mostly in alphabetical order (you try to find a “V” for compass direction and an “X” for an adverb):

Adjective: annoying

Verb ending in ed: blasted

adverb: callously

verb ending in ed: dreaded

noun: eggplant

verb ending in ed: fried

adjective: grand

noun: helicopter

verb ending in ing: inquiring

verb ending in ing: joking

adverb: klutzily

adjective: laughable

adjective: massive

adjective: naarish

adjective: opaque

adjective: purple

noun: quail

verb ending in ed: retarded (yes, that’s also a verb)

noun: slope

adjective: tenacious

place: Uganda

compass heading (north, east, etc): West

city: Vancouver

adverb: excitedly

verb ending in ed: yelled

verb ending in ed: zapped

verb ending in ed: asked

verb ending in ed: blinked

noun: car

[popa_bar_abba]

Yeah, I’m not gonna have time to fill in your story for a bit.

[☕ DaasYochid ☕]

Oh, pretending to be busy again, are you?

[golfer]

Shame on you popa_b !

After all the trouble DY went through to respond to your post!

And in spite of the amazingly excellent responses he provided!

Don’t tell me you took that other thread to heart and are now busy trying to be ready in time for early Shabbos…

[☕ DaasYochid ☕]

Give the guy a break, golfer. He’s trying to prove his point to Notasheep.

Thanks for the compliment, though.

[TheGoq]

oh thought this thread was gonna be about Pelosi and Reid.

[👑RebYidd23]

It is about them, Goq.

[IvduEsHashemBsimcha]

I am lost. Would someone care to explain how this works?

[popa_bar_abba]

Once upon a time there was an annoying person who was more annoying than a blasted gnat callously buzzing in your ear like the dreaded misquote that buzzes in your ear while you sleep and is worse than eggplant which is the only food that is bad even when fried the way they do in the grand hotels that rich people come to in helicopters inquiring (some would say joking) klutzily and in a way that laughable about the massive, naarish, opaque, purple plates that they serve quail on in the most retarded (yes, that’s also a verb) manner before hitting the slopes where they are as tenacious in sliding down snow as Uganda is in playing badminton with anyone from the West side of Vancouver, as my third wife excitedly yelled this morning before she zapped the misquote and asked me for the keys which I gave without even having blinked because I knew there was no gas in the car.

[☕ DaasYochid ☕]

You’re supposed to make up the story before I provide the words.

[popa_bar_abba]

I did.

You must have cheated and seen my story. Cheater.

[☕ DaasYochid ☕]

You used retarded as an adjective.

[popa_bar_abba]

I didn’t. You did. It’s your story.

Ok, fine, you write a story and see if you do better.

[☕ DaasYochid ☕]

First call me a cheater, than tell me to make a story? If I’m a cheater, what’s gonna stop me from making up the story afterwards?

[☕ DaasYochid ☕]

OK, I have an idea. I’ll post a story, and ask the mods to delete it, and undelete it after you give your answers.

[☕ DaasYochid ☕]

Mods, please delete:

Once upon a time, there were two dolts (two CR posters) who were covered in (food type), as a result of an unfortunate incident involving 6 wagons, 3 bands playing od yishomo, 4 women selling shmattos, and a small exploding (food type), no larger than (poster #1)’s big fat head, which in turn is no larger than an ordinary sized (adjective)(noun), but much larger than (poster#2)’s (adverb) (verb ending in ed) (his/her (occupation)’s big fat head which usually evokes (adjective) shouts and screams such as “(Exclamation)!, (poster #1), what was that?!”

“Um, nothing”, said (poster #2) (adverb), “but I think I need to go now”, and (he/she) exited (adverb).

[☕ DaasYochid ☕]

Here’s my list. Because I’m a considerate fellow, I numbered them.

1. Two CR posters, same gender

2. type of food

3. adjective

4. noun

5. adverb

6. verb ending in ed

7. occupation

8. adjective

9. exclamation

10. adverb

11. adverb

[popa_bar_abba]

1. Popa and DY

2. Pizza

3. Infernal

4. Coffee Room

5. Retardedly (yes, it’s an adverb also)

6. Retarded (yes it’s a verb also)

7. Mod

8. Retarded (yes, it’s an adjective also)

9. Blazes!

10. Infernally

11. Verbally

[Randomex]

(I know this is not how it works, but…)

Popa and DaasYochid were enjoying pizza in Boro Park’s Infernal Cafe (666 13th Avenue), posting on the Coffee Room all the while on their retardedly overpriced smartphones.

“I smoked and drank coffee as a child and it never retarded my growth,” wrote Popa, on a thread about child development. A mod saw, and laughed. “It does seem to have left you retarded,” someone shot back.

The mod deleted it three minutes later.

Daas’s pizza was spiced appropriately to the establishment’s name.

Blazes! I’m infernally thirsty!, he thought, and grabbed the arm of a passing waiter. “Water!”, he gasped. “People generally prefer when others get their attention verbally, you know,” scolded the waiter, but he returned with the water momentarily, seeming to understand Daas’s predicament.

[☕ DaasYochid ☕]

Okay, here goes:

Once upon a time, there were two friends, popa and DY, who liked pizza, so they decided to meet for lunch at a pizza restaurant.

As popa sat down on his infernal coffee room, DY Retardedly (yes, it’s an adverb also) retarded (yes, it’s a verb also) his order to the mod behind the counter.

Suddenly, there was a Retarded (yes, it’s an adjective also) sound. “Blazes!”, said popa, what was that?!

“Um, nothing”, said DY infernally, “but I think I need to go now”, and he exited verbally.

Now, can I ask pizza chef, I mean, the mod, to undelete the outline?

[☕ DaasYochid ☕]

I like randomex’s version better.

[☕ DaasYochid ☕]

And the mod’s even more (some mod, who will probably delete this post, ahem, “fixed” my original template).

[☕ DaasYochid ☕]

OK, next (since I seem to be the only one who thought this was like real Mad Libs, anyone can write the story after someone fills in the verbs. I won’t bother numbering it, because it makes no difference if a word is skipped anyhow. The mods should really change the thread title.):

adverb

noun

name of city

name of state

pronoun

past tense verb

adjective

noun

noun

adjective

noun

beverage

adjective

noun

interjection

name of world leader

body of water

verb

[👑RebYidd23]

RebYidd23’s Retarded Mad libs:

Noun

Past-tense verb

Adjective

Noun

Verb

Place

[streekgeek]

This thread had me seriously lolling. Maybe it’s just me, but I think it’s been a while since there’s been a thread like this here in the CR.

[HaLeiVi]

Noun, having Past-tense verbed, couldn’t get Adjective Noun to Verp. He gave up and left Place.

[popa_bar_abba]

Rebyidds rml:

Kalla meidel

Telephoned

Fat

Shadchan

Roller-bladed

Brooklyn marriott

[Little Froggie]

I also saw this one a few days ago.. I saw noun, verb, adjective etc. and made a mad rush for the door. Nightmares about school, tests, regents… HELP!! I WANNA SLEEP TONIGHT!!!

[👑RebYidd23]

There was a kalla meidel who telephoned in a fat way. In bothered her shadchan, so she stopped, and instead started rollerblading. She was arrested and put into the Brooklyn Marriot for life.

[ari-free]

hmm maybe I should try rollerblading

[☕ DaasYochid ☕]

Good line by goq.

[golfer]

That was a good long ago line, Goq.

You must be very happy the retarded mad libs are gone!

[Lilmod Ulelamaid]

Who’s Pelosi and Reid?

I’m really disappointed. I started reading through the thread thinking there was going to be a new mad libs to play at the end 🙁

Who wants to make up a new one for me?

[popa_bar_abba]

I want to note that the original title of this thread was “mad libs thread.” And the first person to invoke the retarded word was DY.

[Lilmod Ulelamaid]

Can you start a new one for me, PBA?

[Lilmod Ulelamaid]

So who changed the title? The mods?

[☕ DaasYochid ☕]

It should be noted that I used retarded as a verb, as in “Use preservatives so that spoilage is retarded.”, not to insult the families of disabled people like you always do.

[Lilmod Ulelamaid]

Thank you for clarifying DY. I was a bit bothered by the use of the term and was debating if I should say something. I decided not to because it’s not a clear-cut halachic issue, but I was concerned that there are people who could be offended. So I’m glad you clarified.

[☕ DaasYochid ☕]

It should be noted that use of the term has been debated on the CR for years, with a bunch of posters concerned that someone would be offended, no bunch of posters being offended, and nobody giving a valid reason for anyone to be offended.

[☕ DaasYochid ☕]

http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/what-if-im-really-a-retard

[☕ DaasYochid ☕]

I’ll bump some of the threads in which it was discussed, so you’ll see the old debates. Ein chodosh tachas haCR.

[Lilmod Ulelamaid]

I don’t have time to read all this right now – might try to later.

From your description, it doesn’t sound like there is a reason to.

I think the only way to get to a maskana is by asking people with family members who are retarded what they think.

I can hear both sides of the issue, but I think that they are really the only ones whose opinions count.

[👑RebYidd23]

I used to know a person who is not technically retarded but could easily be and was mistaken as being. This person did not find it offensive.

[Lilmod Ulelamaid]

Maybe that’s because he/she wasn’t really retarded.

[👑RebYidd23]

It depends on your definition.

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