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An Arab guy needed a heart transplant, but prior to the surgery the doctors needed to store his blood type in case the need arises.

Because the gentleman had a rare type of blood, it couldn’t be found locally. So the call went out to a number of countries.

Finally, a Jewish man was located who had the same blood type and who was willing to donate his blood to the Arab guy.

After the surgery, the Arab guy sent the Jewish man a thank you card for giving his blood along with an expensive diamond and a new Rolls Royce car as a token of his appreciation.

Unfortunately, the Arab had to go through a corrective surgery once again.

His doctors called the Jewish man, who was more than happy to donate his blood again.

After the second surgery, the Arab sent the Jewish man a thank you card and a box of Almond Roca sweets.

The Jewish man was shocked to see that this time the Arab did not acknowledge his kind gesture in the same way as he had done the first time.

So he phoned the Arab and asked him why he had expressed his appreciation in not a very generous manner.

The Arab man replied :

“Ya habibi !!,

I have Jewish blood now, remember..!?