One fine Shabbos morning, one bee says to the other, “i’m really hungry.”
to which the other replied, “Schwartz down the block is having a kiddush, go check it out.” so the first bee flies off down the block.
Half hour later, he comes back licking his lips. “Thanks buddy, that was a really great idea.”
the other bee looks at him funny and asks, “Yo, what’s on your head – a kippa??”
the first bee retorts –
“i didn’t want anyone mistaking me for a WASP.”