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Don’t ask me, ask your mother.
You didn’t beat me. I let you win.
Don’t worry. It’s only blood.
Don’t you know any normal boys?
I told you, keep your eye on the ball.
Who said life was supposed to be fair?
If you forget, you’ll be grounded till the end of the world.
This will hurt me a lot more than it hurts you.
Don’t give me any of your lip, young lady!
You call that noise “music?”
We’re not lost. I’m just not sure where we are.
When I was your age, I treated MY father with respect.
As long as you live under my roof, you’ll live by my rules.
I’ll tell you why. Because I said so. That’s why!
You want something to do? I’ll give you something to do.
This is your last warning!
I’m not sleeping, I was watching that channel.
What keeps those jeans of yours from falling off?
I’m not just talking to hear my own voice!
What do you think I am, a bank?
What part of NO don’t you understand?
I don’t care what other people are doing! I’m not everybody else’s father!
Didn’t your teacher learn you anything?
You can marry a rich guy just as easily as you can a poor guy.
It’s hard to be good, and easy to be bad.
You know you’re always going to be Daddy’s little girl.
I’m not watching television. I’m resting my eyes.
Don’t use that tone with me!
Am I talking to a brick wall?
Don’t make me stop the car!