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Three Chasidim are discussing who’s Rebbe is the greatest.

The first man says, “My Rebbe was walking to a city when he sees the entire city is flooded. The Rebbe called out “Ois flood” and all the water left the city!”

The next man said, “That was very nice but not as good as my Rebbe. My Rebbe was walking to a town when he sees the entire town is engulfed in flames. The Rebbe called out “Ois fire” and the fire disappeared and the whole town was saved!!”

The third man said, “Your Rebbes can perform really great things but listen to this! My Rebbe was walking down the street on Shabbos when he sees a $100 bill on the ground. The Rebbe said “Ois Shabbos” and picked up the money!!!”