Light bulb changing jokes…
-Q.:How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?
A.:Just one, but it has to really WANT to change.
-Q.:How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?
A.:Three, one to hold the bulb and two to hold HER and turn her around and around.
-Q.:How many Neturai Karta-niks does it take to change a light bulb?
A.:Two, one to change the bulb, and the second to launch a protest against the Zionists who caused it to burn out!
-Q.:How many Kollel guys does it take to change a light bulb?
A.:Just one – to call the shver to let him know he needs a new bulb.
-Q:How many Breslovers does it take to change a light bulb?
A.:None. Breslovers don’t change light bulbs, because a new one can never replace the original.
PLEASE NOTE: All of these are meant ONLY to be humorous, and should NOT be taken in any offensive way (except maybe the one about Neturai Karta!)