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(another cute email i received)

Are YOU a Rachmanus?

> If you get married at eighteen – you’re a rachmonus.

> If you’re still single at twenty – you’re a rachmonus.

> If you have three children when you’re married three years – you’re a rachmonus.

> If you have no children when you’re married three years – you’re a

> rachmonus.

> If you must learn in kollel for five years – you’re a rachmonus.

> If you must go to work at twenty – you’re a rachmonus.

> If you live close to your parents – you’re a rachmonus.

> If you live far from your parents – you’re a rachmonus.

> If your in-laws are involved in your life – you’re a rachmonus.

> If your in-laws are not involved in your life – you’re a rachmonus.

> If you have a job and work very hard – you’re a rachmonus.

> If you don’t have a job – you’re a rachmonus.

> If you “only” have four children – you’re a rachmonus.

> If you have twelve children – you’re a rachmonus.

> If you live on the top floor – you’re a rachmonus.

> If you live in a basement – you’re a rachmonus.

> If only the husband is working – you’re a rachmonus.

> If the wife is working, the children are neglected – you’re a rachmonus.

> If you move, it’s expensive – you’re a rachmonus.

> If you can’t move – you’re a rachmonus.

> If you attend a simcha every night – you’re a rachmonus.

> If you can’t go to simchas – you’re a rachmonus.

> If you must take household help – you’re a rachmonus.

> If you don’t have household help – you’re a rachmonus.

> If the husband is forced to help in the house – you’re a rachmonus.

> If your wife managed the entire household without your help – you’re a

> rachmonus.

> At fifty, if you don’t have work – you’re a rachmonus.

> If you still “have to work” – you’re a rachmonus.

> If your married children come too often – you’re a rachmonus.

> If your married children don’t come often – you’re a rachmonus.

> If you’re busy caring for elderly parents – you’re a rachmonus.

> If you don’t have parents ch”v – you’re a rachmonus.

> If you’ve married all your children at fifty – you’re a rachmonus.

> If you still have young children at home at fifty – you’re a rachmonus.

> At sixty,if you’re both home all day – you’re a rachmonus.

> If your wife works and you’re home all day – you’re a rachmonus.

> If your children must care for your needs in your old age – you’re a

> rachmonus.

> If your children don’t care for your needs in your old age – you’re a

> rachmonus.

> If you live until you’re old and weak – you’re a rachmonus.

> If you pass away young ch”v – you’re a rachmonus.

But…….

If you trust that everything Hashem does is for the good – you’re happy.

If you trust that Hashem guides your every step with love – you’re happy!