???One day my mother was out, and my dad was in charge of me. I was maybe 2 1/2 years old.
Someone had given me a little ‘tea set’ as a gift, and it was one of my favourite toys.
Daddy was in the living room engrossed in the evening news when I brought him a little cup of ‘tea’, which was actually just water.
After drinking several cups of my ‘tea’ and lots of praise for such yummy tea, my mom came home.
My dad made her wait in the living room to watch me bring him a cup of tea, because it was ‘just the cutest thing!’
Mom waited, and sure enough, here I came down the hall with a cup of tea for Daddy; and she watched him drink it all.
Then she said, (as only a mother would),”Did it ever occur to you that the only place she can reach to get water is the toilet…..?”