This is an old one, but I just finished all 7 pages so I know it hasn’t been said yet:
After Moshe Rabeinu hadn’t come down for 40 days Klal Yisrael was unfortantely nichshal with the cheit ha’egel after misjudging the time and thinking that Moshe Rabeinu hadn’t made it back.
If Breslovers, Lubavitchers and Amshinovers would have been at Har Sinai, Klal Yisrael would have never been oiver.
The Lubavitchers would have said: He’s not dead.
The Breslovers would have said: We can deal with a dead Rebbe.
The Amshinovers would have said: He’s not late.