Mexican Words Of The Day :
1. *Cheese*
The teacher told Pepito to use the word cheese in a sentence.
Pepito replies: Maria likes me, but cheese ugly.
2. *Mushroom*
When all my family get in the car there’s not mushroom.
3. *Shoulder*
My fren wants 2 become a citizen, But che didn’t know how to read, So I shoulder.
4. * Texas *
When I’m not home, My fren always Texas me, Che wonders where I am!
5. *Rectum*
I had 2 cars but my wife rectum!
6. *Chicken*
I was going to go to the store with my wife. But che said chicken go herself.
7. *Wheelchair*
We only have one enchilada left But don’t worry wheelchair
8. *Chicken* *wing*
My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing.