So all jokes start with the plane that’s too heavy so they need to dump people off…
Well this pilot was a nice man so he gets on the mike and says that they’re gonna just dump luggage off and hope that helps. So luggage is gone and plane is still going down. Mr. Nice Pilot doesn’t want to have to choose who to throw off the plane so he says he’ll just go in alphabetical order.
“A – all African Americans, please jump.”
Some jump.
“B – all Blacks please jump”
And a couple more go.
“C – all Colored people please jump.”
And some more go.
A little black girl in the back nudges mama. “Hey mama, when it is our turn?”
And mama says right back without batting an eyelash, “Sweetheart, today we’re Shvartzas!”