A dying man called in a rabbi and a priest and tells them he is giving each 1 million dollars but they have to put the money in his grave.
Two weeks later the man dies, and at the funeral each one puts in the grave a bag with their million dollars.
After the funeral the priest tells the Rabbi; “you know I have to be honest I only put in $900,000 and kept $100,000 for myself.”
The Rabbi responds; “how could you break your promise?”
The priest responds; “you mean to tell me you put in all the money?”
The Rabbi responds; “yep I wrote a check for every last penny and put it in the grave!!!!!”