this is a hilarious joke called
HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU’RE OLD AND DON’T MOVE FAST ANYMORE.
George Philips, an elderly man from michigan was going up to bed when his wife told him that she left on the lights in the garden shed which she could see from the bedroom window. george opened the back door to go and turn off the light when he saw people moving in the shed stealing things.
he phoned the police who asked him, is there anyone in your house?
George answered no, but there were people moving around in his shed stealing from me.
then the police dispatcher said ” all patrols are busy. you should lock your doors and windows and a police car will come by when it is available.”
George said okay thank you very much.
he hung up the phone and then counted to 30. then he picked up the receiver and dialed the police again.
“hello i just called a few seconds ago because there were people stealing things from my shed. but dont worry i shot them and killed them and the dogs are eating them right now.” and he hung up.
within 5 minutes 6 police cars, a SWAT team, a helicopter, 2 fire trucks, a paramedic and an ambulance showed up at the Philips residence, and caught the burglars red handed.
one of the policemen said to george i thought you said you shot them!
George answered, I THOUGHT YOU SAID THERE WAS NOBODY AVAILABLE!!!!
good joke huh? i heard it from a friend