Yo Mamas so fat when she got hit by a bus she scrame “Who threw that rock”!!
Yo Mamas so fat the only picture you could get of her is through
sattelite!!
Yo Mamas so fat when she puts on lipstick she uses a paintroller!!
Yo Mamas so fat when she takes a bath she does it in the ocean!!
Yo Mamas so fat when she brought in her skirt to the cleaners they said “sorry no tablecloths”!!
Yo Mamas so short when she sits on the curb her feet dangle!!
MORE PLEASE!!