ALIENS WELCOME
If you cross the North Korean border illegally,
you geet 12 years of hard labor
If you crosss the Iranian border illegally,
you are detained indefinitely
If you cross the Afghan border illegally,
you get shot
If you cross the Saudi Arabian border illegally,
you will be jailed
If you cross the Chinese border illegally,
you may never be heard from again
If you cross the Venezuelan border illegally,
you will be branded a spy and fate will be sealed
If you cross the Cuban border illegally,
you will be thrown into political prison to rot
If you cross the UNITED STATES border illegally,
you get:
l. A job
2. A driver;s license
3. A social security card
4. Welfare
5. Food stamps
6. Credit cards
7. Subsidized rent or a loan to buy a house
8. Free education
9. Free health care
10.A lobbyist in Washington
11.Billions of dollars worth of public documents printed in your
language
12.The right to carry your country’s flag, while you protest
that you don’t get enough respect