A man is walking home along his regular route when he notices a little boy trying to ring a door bell. As much as he stretches his little body, he just can’t reach the bell. The man walks over and rings the bell for him. The little guy looks up to him and says “Thanks mister, now lets run”
A man walks into a hardware store and says “Do you have a mouse trap, please hurry because I have to catch a bus” “Sorry sir” he replied, we don’t carry ’em that big”
A panda bear walks into a restaurant and orders a dish. After he is done eating, he calmly whips out a gun and shoots the place up. Bewildered, the waiter approaches him shakily and asks him, “What was that all about?” “I’m a panda bear, look it up in a dictionary” he replies casually as he strolls out the door. The waiter gets ahold of a dictionary and looks it up: Panda bear-eats shoots and leaves.