Why do they always lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them? ☺
What do smart blondes and UFOs have in common? You always hear about them but nobody has ever actually seen one.
The top Blonde inventions: solar powered flashlights, mesh umbrellas, braille driving manuals, helicopter ejection seats, wooden barbecues, battery powered battery chargers, left handed pencils, clear correction fluid, waterproof tea bags, fireproof matches, glow in the dark sunglasses.
Why arent blondes hired for elevator jobs? They keep stopping to ask for directions.
This blonde returned her new scarf to the store. She said it was too tight.
Did you hear of the blonde who got an AM radio? It took her a month to realize she could also use it at night.