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Great statements:
1. In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame … two is a law firm and three or more is a congress.
— John Adams
2. If you don’t read the newspaper you are uninformed … if you do read the newspaper you are misinformed.
— Mark Twain
3. Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But then I repeat myself.
— Mark Twain
4. I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle.
— Winston Churchill
5. A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.
— George Bernard Shaw
6. A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man … which debt he proposes to payoff with your money.
— G. Gordon Liddy
7. Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner.
— James Bovard, Civil Libertarian (1994)
8. Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries.
— Douglas Casey, Classmate of Bill Clinton at Georgetown University
9. Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.
— P.J. O’Rourke, Civil Libertarian
10. Government is the great fiction, through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else.
— Frederic Bastiat … French economist(1801-1850)
11. Government’s view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases … If it moves … tax it. If it keeps moving … regulate it. And if it stops moving … subsidize it.
— Ronald Reagan(1986)
12. I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
— Will Rogers
13. If you think health care is expensive now … wait until you see what it costs when it’s free!
— P.J. O’Rourke
14. In general … the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other.
— Voltaire(1764)
15. Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn’t mean politics won’t take an interest in you!
— Pericles (430B.C.)
16. No man’s life … liberty … or property is safe while the legislature is in session.
— Mark Twain(1866)
17. Talk is cheap … except when Congress does it.
–Anonymous
18. The government is like a baby’s alimentary canal … with a happy appetite at one end and no responsibility at the other.
— Ronald Reagan
19. The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of the blessings. The inherent blessing of socialism is the equal sharing of misery.
— Winston Churchill
20. The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin.
— Mark Twain
21. The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly is to fill the world with fools.
— Herbert Spencer, English Philosopher (1820-1903)
22. There is no distinctly Native American criminal class … save Congress.
— Mark Twain
23. What this country needs are more unemployed politicians.
— Edward Langley … Artist (1928-1995)
24. A government big enough to give you everything you want … is strong enough to take everything you have.
— Thomas Jefferson
25. We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.
–Aesop