Reply To: Jokes

Money isn’t everything

It can buy a house, but not a home.

It can buy a bed, but not sleep.

It can buy a clock, but not time.

It can buy you a book, but not knowledge.

It can buy you a position, but not respect.

It can buy you medicine, but not health.

It can buy you blood, but not life.

So you see, money isn’t everything…

I tell you all this because I am your friend, and as your friend I want to take away

your pain and suffering

… so send me all your money, and I will suffer for you.

A truer friend than me you will never find…