If you do a good job and work hard, you may get a job with a better company someday.
The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off due to budget cuts.
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.
Never quit until you have another job.
Hang in there, retirement is only thirty years away!
Go the extra mile – It makes your boss look like an incompetent slacker.
Daffynitions
{intaxication}: euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.
{reintarnation}: coming back to life as a hillbilly.
{bozone (n.)): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.
{giraffiti}: vandalism spray-painted very, very, high.
{hipatitis}: terminal coolness.
{glibido}: all talk and no action.
{dopeler effect}: meteorologists take note – the tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you from a computer.
{beelzebug} (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom at 3 a.m. and cannot be cast out, even by an exorcit.