“Oy, doctor, have I got a problem,” says Shimon. “Every night, when I get into my bed, I think there’s a crazy person under it ready to do me some serious harm. I’m going meshugga with fear. Please help me.”
“So how long will it take, doctor?” asks Shimon.
“And how much do you charge per session, doctor?” asks Shimon.
Many months later, Shimon meets Dr. Bloom at the supermarket. “So why didn’t you decide to let me cure you of your fears?” asks Dr. Bloom.
“So how, may I ask, did your rabbi cure you?” asks Dr. Bloom.