On their way to work every morning, Zalman and Kalman walk by a church. One day Zalman points to an enormous sign on the church entrance that says, “A Half Million Dollars to Any Jew who Converts to Christianity.”
One Friday morning, Kalman says, “I’ve been thinking about it. It is a pretty good deal. I want to take them up on it.”
The next Monday morning on their walk to work, Zalman says to Kalman, “So nu? Did you get the half million dollars?”
Kalman looks at Zalman and says, “You people! All you think about is money!”