I had to laugh the other day when i was waiting behind a guy by the drinks machine. He put in a dollar and took out a can of coke. Then he put in another dollar and took out another coke.
I was amused watching him taking out twenty cans. I said to him:
“Can you get on with it?”
He turned to me with a smirk and said: “You’re just jealous – I won every time!!!”