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Chortkov
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Carlebach story:

Let me tell you a story, my holy brothers and sisters… Once upon a time… i was walking in the desert. So thirsty, so hot; no water to drink.

I davened to the Holy One above, and He sent me a camel. [Interlude: Ko Omar… ???? ???? ?????…]

So now I was walking with the camel, and i saw – we saw – a man standing, so holy, so pure – holding out some water.

I ran towards him, i could see the kedusha on his face… and i fell into the pit, with the camel on top of me…

[Guitar strumms…]

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