A Jewish guy buys a car, and chooses a Lamborghini. He then decides, that he wants to put a mezuzzah on it. He goes to an Orthodox Rabbi and says, “Rabbi, I want you to put a mezuzzah on my Lamborghini”.
The Rabbi answers, “What’s a Lamborghini?”.
The Jewish guy says, “It’s a very expensive, fancy Italian car”.
The Rabbi says, “Sorry, we don’t put mezuzzahs on cars”.
He then goes to a Conservative Rabbi and says, “Rabbi, I want you to put a mezuzzah on my Lamborghini”.
The Rabbi says, “What’s a Lamborghini?”
The Jewish guy says, “It’s a very expensive, fancy Italian car”.
The Conservative Rabbi answers, “Sorry, we don’t put mezuzzahs on cars”.
He then goes to a Reform Rabbi and says, “Rabbi, I want you to put a mezuzzah on my Lamborghini”.
The Rabbi answers, “What’s a mezuzzah???”