Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.
I tried to catch some fog. I mist
It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.
If towels could tell jokes they would probably have a dry sense of humor.
If you were a triangle you’d be acute one.
It’s raining cats and dogs. Well, as long as it doesn’t reindeer
A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
She got fired from the hot dog stand for putting her hair in a bun.
Did you hear about these new reversible jackets? I’m excited to see how they turn out.
I once heard a joke about amnesia, but I forgot how it goes.
Pencils could be made with erasers at both ends, but what would be the point?
If a judge loves the sound of his own voice, expect a long sentence
If Apple made a car, would it have Windows?
(P + l) (a + n) = pa+pn+la+ln I just foiled your plan
Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m OK, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.
He said I was average – but he was just being mean.
I used to be a tap dancer until I fell in the sink.
They told me I had type A blood, but it was a Type-O.
I didn’t like my beard at first. Then it grew on me
What did Barack Obama say to Michelle when he proposed? “I don’t wanna be Obama self”