I had a couple of jokes in other threads which apparently nobody got so I will repost them here:
1)http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/seminary-vs-sherut-leumi/page/2#post-537600 (the third part)
2)http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/how-do-you-translate-your-hebrew-name/page/2#post-537424