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Someone called PETAAAAOCTHAAAAOOO (People for the Ethical Treatment of Artificial Avian Animals Abused by Other Organizations Claiming To Help Artificial Avian Animals Abused by Other Other Organizations) and they all had a holiday party to celebrate their differences by debating what to do with the fake birds. Meanwhile, the ducks decided it was wrong of all the organizations to decide their fate for them and ran away. They and the parrot joined with a pair of mistreated lawn flamingos and a succah decoration bird to create the Artificial Avian Animal Aid Association, which helped others like them think for themselves.