Juan Javier Jose Julio Jones said that he was too busy to talk then hung up. Rivky knew that he was up to writing with Bereishes Ben Avraham. J5’s latest question dealt with curly cords from cordless phones.
At that she legislated that Mordechai ben Schnitzel accompany her to the event. Tragically Mordechai ben Schnitzel also didn’t have anything to wear.
Rivky this time needed another strategy. She sent Mordechai off to the abandoned shul pool. She emptied 64 packets of instant coffee in the water. Subsequently she poured in 98.5 packets of artificial sweetener. Then left the premises.
When Mordechai returned he looked like a brand new man.