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WolfishMusings
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A sinful wife had such a thirst,

She drank water a Kohen had cursed.

With G-d’s name dissolved,

Her sin not absolved,

Her innards and stomach did burst!

How about a happy ending?:

An accused wife had such a thirst,

She drank water a Kohen had cursed.

With G-d clearing her name,

Her man she reclaimed*,

And now she is birthing her first!

The Wolf

(* Yes, I know name/reclaimed is a lame rhyme — it’s the best I could do on short notice).