Its a favourite project of mine
A new value of ‘pi’ to assign
I would fix it at 3
For its simpler you see
Than at 3.14159
An exceedingly large friend of mine
When asked at what hour he’d dine
He replied at 11
And at 3, 5 and 7
Then at 8 and again after 9
A school boy who lived in Japan
His limericks never would scan
When they asked him “but why?”
He would say with a sigh
“Its because I always try to get as many words into the last line as I possibly can.”