This morning while sitting at the beauty salon (with color on my hair – so it was a long sit) I was very bored, so I took out a pen and……
I know you may think me a bore
For I’ve spoken of this once before
On All Hallow’s Eve
Just get up and leave
And you won’t have to answer the door.
Three brothers named X, Y and Z
Wed sisters called A, B and C
When their families grew
They knew just what to do
And called their kids 1, 2 and 3.
Part 1
I’ve always got a sore back
I kvetch when I carry a pack
The doctor said “Rest”
I said “Surely you jest”
For a personal servant I lack.
Part 2
He said I have warned you before
That your back will always be sore
For shlepping’s a no-no
And bending’s just so-so
And you’ll hurt till you do this no more.