You’d think that with the kids out all day,
I would clean up and put laundry away.
That was my hope,
But still I can’t cope
Because this page calls, “Come here and let’s play!”
This may have been posted already but it’s one of my favorites:
There was an old man of Dundoon
Who always ate soup with a fork,
For he said, “As I eat
Neither fish, fowl, nor flesh,
I should finish my dinner too quick.”