There once was a poster named Joe
Who many folks thought was a foe
His secret identity
Caused trouble aplentity
He can surface as someone you know.
Aliases he seems to treasure
Using them gives him great pleasure
It is somewhat confusing
Not at all amusing
When others are blamed for his measures.
I shall try to remember the Torah
And say no more Lashon Hora
But Yosef, please behave
And grief you will us save
And please, don’t come back as Dora.