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Shticky Guy
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To find something rhyming with russia

IS hard, gal, so I would not go crush her

But to complete the ‘lim’

Just find a synonym

Then your poetry would be much plusher

Had you instead written ‘Soviet’

(The ones who play russian roulette)

You would easier have found

A word with matching sound

While enjoying their great string quartet

They’re a nation with problems beset

But nothing like our national debt

Should they want to impress

It wont be with their dress

Rather with their champions at the chess set

So do not break out in a sweat

When encountering a russian cadet

Try to sweet talk

Not trying to balk

At a soldier with a vodka and cigarette

There are many, many more words yet

That I can rhyme with Soviet

But pray MG tell us

Would that make you jealous

Could you do better? You bet!