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To find something rhyming with russia
IS hard, gal, so I would not go crush her
But to complete the ‘lim’
Just find a synonym
Then your poetry would be much plusher
Had you instead written ‘Soviet’
(The ones who play russian roulette)
You would easier have found
A word with matching sound
While enjoying their great string quartet
They’re a nation with problems beset
But nothing like our national debt
Should they want to impress
It wont be with their dress
Rather with their champions at the chess set
So do not break out in a sweat
When encountering a russian cadet
Try to sweet talk
Not trying to balk
At a soldier with a vodka and cigarette
There are many, many more words yet
That I can rhyme with Soviet
But pray MG tell us
Would that make you jealous
Could you do better? You bet!